Animals

This is where I talk about animals I feel like talking about. Weird ones mostly. Or really cool ones!!

Glow Worms

Glow worms live deep in the ground. I don't blame them either, they would draw way too much attention to themselves if they hung out up here. Five different colors have been observed: yellow, green, red, blue and pink. You can probably figure out my favorite one, considering my website's theme. The differences in colors change nothing about each one. They're all the same species and no particular color attracts more mates or anything. The reason they glow at all is a question still unanswered to date. Somewhere I heard that companies use these guys to make glowsticks, but don't quote me on that.

Glow Snails

Glow snails have kind of the same energy as glow worms (no discernable reason why they glow), but these guys hide in trees instead of dirt. Another thing to note is that they are very much not edible. In fact it's advised you wash your hands after interacting with them in any way. Actually I don't recommend eating worms either. They're not dangerous, just gross. Yes I speak from experience. Yeah, I was that kid. Glow snails have all the same colors as glow worms but some people claim there are both light blues and dark blues.

Giant Snails

Since I'm already talking about snails, let's talk about giant snails. They can grow up to 50 inches in length! As amazing as that is, that's kind of it...apparently, while they are edible they are also very gross. I've never had the opportunity to try it myself, but if Soweli's is still selling those "hot dogs" and they don't have giant snail meat on their menu, then it must be pretty bad! Hot dogs are terrible! Never again. Their shells also aren't used for anything, not even decoration. They're too ugly. So what do people do with them? Well they're pretty easy to tame! It seems the only thing they got going for them is being a pet. I personally couldn't imagine having a snail sliming around my room all the time, but you do you. I don't mean to dig on these guys so much, they're just so useless I can't help it.

Noys

Ah, Bki Noyyavel's famous noy birds. Thousands of subspecies, yet they're all endangered. Honestly pretty sad. Each subspecies is categorized by their colors and songs. Noys' birdsongs are said to be the most beautiful sounds on this planet. And we're known for our giant snails!! Wow!! Yes I'm jealous. No I wouldn't live in Bki Noyyavel. Or rather, I wouldn't want to die there. You know what I mean. Anyway noys come in every color and every combination of colors you could possibly imagine. It's illegal to have one as a pet, and the majority of the noy population is kept on the island Indorsh, an island that is illegal to travel to. Ever since Bki Noyyavellians realized their precious birds were going extinct they've been very protective of them. To see one is an absolute joy but they are very shy and most likely will not stick around for long. To hear one? The greatest poet couldn't put that kind of experience into words.

Dragons

Dragons!!! The biggest (literally) reason not to live in Bki Noyyavel!!! I don't know why they didn't rename themselves Bki Dragonavel when dragons showed up, but I guess the last one there is a rotten egg or something. Dragons have only been around for the last dozen yearletter cycles. Like noys, there are countless subspecies. Dragons also come in every color, on top of every shape imagineable. They can be 20ft tall or 2in long. And they're EVERYWHERE. Bki Noyyavel architecture has adapted to the presence of enormous fire breathing scourges over the years. Every school has a dragon safety drill in the case of an attack. The number one cause of death is by dragon, whether they eat you, crush your house or car, or set everything on fire. I don't know how Bki Noyyavel isn't an apocalyptic desert. A strange thing about them though, is that they're quite literate. I don't mean parrot talk I mean that the number one bestselling book of all time in BN was written by a dragon!! They got a lot of records huh. Maybe I'll write about that book on this website sometime. But yeah, they can talk! They're very crude too...but you know, who's to stop a whole dragon from saying whatever it wants?